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The screwdriver is back!
jacksepticeyePred mesecem
Where’d your intro go mate?
Nicholas BarthPred 13 dnevi
Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!
Danny FinnPred 16 dnevi
j
bryce daricePred 20 dnevi
Get it screw and a driver
Power shotPred 20 dnevi
Jack you got to snap there necks
Chaos ClipsPred 23 dnevi
and here we see jack practicing russian stealth
ANGIE KITTEHPred 15 urami
can we talk about how everyone in "dubai" talks like americans. Not even an accent. I will not stop thinking about it.
MalikPred 21 uro
.... JACK... WHY DID YOU STOP TWD IN VR??? loved that series....
Destiny MasseyPred dnevom
man, im crying beacuse of how reckless this was great job
ZOMMBOTT1Pred dnevom
5:19
LexerPred dnevom
x button = solve all life problems
simplyxxkeigoPred dnevom
From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video
Nathan BreseePred dnevom
How the fuck did you get away with that...
Tati BellePred dnevom
all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives
alexPred 2 dnevi
Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*
Andrew GarciaPred 2 dnevi
i- just love your content!!!!
midas thegamerPred 2 dnevi
Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician
Stella NeubertPred 2 dnevi
well there's a pun in the title
Debapriya AcharyaPred 2 dnevi
Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow
RushiPred 2 dnevi
It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.
oOOooHHhh GOOONNPred 2 dnevi
No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.
Tyler RosePred 3 dnevi
amogus
Fr0sty GamezPred 3 dnevi
Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human
Hayden the gamerPred 3 dnevi
me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5
gamer doggPred 3 dnevi
I'm glad he did not quit
lilkak50 mcdowellPred 3 dnevi
I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣
Micheal CoulsonPred 3 dnevi
Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"
Dark Worrior125Pred 3 dnevi
If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47
Syrus 88Pred 3 dnevi
0:35 And Jack is a furry now
Jay BryPred 3 dnevi
Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮
Mason SearsPred 4 dnevi
hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright
ssodacannPred 4 dnevi
Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper
badboy1789Pred 4 dnevi
where's my high five
Mark MarsiPred 4 dnevi
Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.
Begboio JuuuvvPred 4 dnevi
thats a bad title
Croissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
HAHA POOR 3:52
DANISH IRFAN BIN AHMAD ZAIDI MoePred 5 dnevi
NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit
xXx TaylorPred 6 dnevi
12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.
BoxYeeterPred 6 dnevi
Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered
CelticEmperor239Pred 6 dnevi
"The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."
Bubbleduck_109Pred 7 dnevi
I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.
Zoe Ysha P. CaseresPred 8 dnevi
They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game
Panda BeatsPred 8 dnevi
You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe
Wickd GhostPred 9 dnevi
Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!
Snas DancePred 9 dnevi
If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me
JACOB SALINGPred 9 dnevi
He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣
Major BaconPred 10 dnevi
"Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮
BayonettaPred 10 dnevi
@Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.
BayonettaPred 3 dnevi
btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...
Croissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
@Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples
Croissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
@Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.
BayonettaPred 3 dnevi
@Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.
Croissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen
Xyrous.CagmatPred 10 dnevi
Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW
Amber CordovaPred 10 dnevi
Jack you are my favorite SLworldsr
Dylan WethingtonPred 10 dnevi
can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.
Stitch LoverPred 11 dnevi
You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.
Born Again ChristianPred 12 dnevi
Supposed to be stealth game? Lol
BluonPred 12 dnevi
He doesn’t do his into as much anymore
Nicholas BarthPred 13 dnevi
Your the best hit man ever Jack
Imiliano AguilarPred 14 dnevi
Irish SLworldsr love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this
Orthip JuchenPred 14 dnevi
You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games
Ace cool Trainer BrownPred 14 dnevi
People who want more hitman videos
Egehan_K61Pred 14 dnevi
What is Hitman about
Grove street Family memberPred 14 dnevi
Amber heard????
Daryl DixonPred 14 dnevi
@Daryl Dixon yes I know
Croissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
@Croissants are great she hit men 😳
Daryl DixonPred 3 dnevi
what?
Croissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.
mikel shortPred 15 dnevi
I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!
SetsegaPred 15 dnevi
Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off
xXDARKKINGXx 79Pred 15 dnevi
Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years
SSG freshmemeyboiPred 15 dnevi
I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye
IdkPred 16 dnevi
hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
DIL3NPred 16 dnevi
Hit more men
TaganPred 16 dnevi
All hail the screwdriver!!!
Danny FinnPred 16 dnevi
This game looks amazing
HyPE LTPred 16 dnevi
Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣
Starcar3283 !Pred 16 dnevi
Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over
Sinister RealityPred 17 dnevi
"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"
A Rezerd the magePred 17 dnevi
Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it
Brooklyn PalmerPred 17 dnevi
Where's scp
MegaDanPred 17 dnevi
Balls to the walls in hitman
Tortoise200Pred 17 dnevi
THE SCREWDRIVER RETURNS!!!
The Dab KingPred 17 dnevi
3:52, I felt that so hard.
Batman StudiosPred 17 dnevi
best hitman ever
Alexandra LittlePred 17 dnevi
Who else would love Sean to be their hitman
Tuba’dPred 17 dnevi
"HYAH!" *bonk* *end*
Draven HarlePred 17 dnevi
Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo
Cameron SpeedPred 18 dnevi
BRO IMAGINE HITMAN IN VR!
xdssz 2Pred 18 dnevi
@Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.
xdssz 2Pred 17 dnevi
Watch slmccl video
Jacob FauteuxPred 17 dnevi
Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho
Javier LopezPred 18 dnevi
SCREWDRIVER! HELL YEAH!
Alyssa sannePred 18 dnevi
Rip dadsepticeye
C10ut_CharliePred 18 dnevi
‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor
Jean PaulPred 19 dnevi
let the bodies hit the floor, he said.
Jean PaulPred 19 dnevi
who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people
Shady HelmyPred 19 dnevi
Everyone in the room
james MurrayPred 19 dnevi
Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones
Jordan RachaelPred 19 dnevi
6:43 hilarious,you must watch
Moussa HassanPred 19 dnevi
that thumbnail tho-
fudgePred 19 dnevi
0:59 Me: DO A FLIP
EvanPred 19 dnevi
"I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men
Miguel GonzalesPred 19 dnevi
You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.
Florian LiouvillePred 20 dnevi
My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌
Purple Haired Insomniac 1Pred 20 dnevi
JACKO AM FROM THE UAE THIS IS kinda GREAT
shadow boyPred 21 dnevom
THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 3:48
Frogizz FroggoPred 21 dnevom
jack should play danganropa 😂
SKYLIE TAYLORPred 21 dnevom
Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*
CurlyFries 10Pred 21 dnevom
This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety
aftab hassanPred 21 dnevom
this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA
Brock HammPred 22 dnevi
47 Or Sam Fisher
Brock HammPred 22 dnevi
I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂
Gavin RockPred 22 dnevi
I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.
The screwdriver is back!
Where’d your intro go mate?
Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!
j
Get it screw and a driver
Jack you got to snap there necks
and here we see jack practicing russian stealth
can we talk about how everyone in "dubai" talks like americans. Not even an accent. I will not stop thinking about it.
.... JACK... WHY DID YOU STOP TWD IN VR??? loved that series....
man, im crying beacuse of how reckless this was great job
5:19
x button = solve all life problems
From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video
How the fuck did you get away with that...
all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives
Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*
i- just love your content!!!!
Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician
well there's a pun in the title
Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow
It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.
No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.
amogus
Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human
me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5
I'm glad he did not quit
I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣
Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"
If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47
0:35 And Jack is a furry now
Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮
hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright
Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper
where's my high five
Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.
thats a bad title
HAHA POOR 3:52
NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit
12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.
Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered
"The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."
I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.
They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game
You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe
Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!
If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me
He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣
"Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮
@Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.
btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...
@Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples
@Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.
@Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.
hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen
Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW
Jack you are my favorite SLworldsr
can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.
You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.
Supposed to be stealth game? Lol
He doesn’t do his into as much anymore
Your the best hit man ever Jack
Irish SLworldsr love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this
You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games
People who want more hitman videos
What is Hitman about
Amber heard????
@Daryl Dixon yes I know
@Croissants are great she hit men 😳
what?
He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.
I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!
Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off
Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years
I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye
hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Hit more men
All hail the screwdriver!!!
This game looks amazing
Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣
Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over
"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"
Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it
Where's scp
Balls to the walls in hitman
THE SCREWDRIVER RETURNS!!!
3:52, I felt that so hard.
best hitman ever
Who else would love Sean to be their hitman
"HYAH!" *bonk* *end*
Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo
BRO IMAGINE HITMAN IN VR!
@Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.
Watch slmccl video
Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho
SCREWDRIVER! HELL YEAH!
Rip dadsepticeye
‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor
let the bodies hit the floor, he said.
who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people
Everyone in the room
Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones
6:43 hilarious,you must watch
that thumbnail tho-
0:59 Me: DO A FLIP
"I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men
You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.
My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌
JACKO AM FROM THE UAE THIS IS kinda GREAT
THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 3:48
jack should play danganropa 😂
Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*
This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety
this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA
47 Or Sam Fisher
I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂
I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.
Wut about hitwoman
Dont do that