I Must Hit Men...

22. jan. 2021
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I must hit men
My COFFEE ☕: bit.ly/38CIixG
Twitter 🐥: twitter.com/Jack_Septic_Eye
Instagram 📷: instagram.com/jacksepticeye
Edited By: slworlds.info/wiki/HsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA

  • The screwdriver is back!

    jacksepticeyejacksepticeyePred mesecem
    • Where’d your intro go mate?

      Nicholas BarthNicholas BarthPred 13 dnevi
    • Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!

      Danny FinnDanny FinnPred 16 dnevi
    • j

      bryce daricebryce daricePred 20 dnevi
    • Get it screw and a driver

      Power shotPower shotPred 20 dnevi
    • Jack you got to snap there necks

      Chaos ClipsChaos ClipsPred 23 dnevi
  • and here we see jack practicing russian stealth

  • can we talk about how everyone in "dubai" talks like americans. Not even an accent. I will not stop thinking about it.

    MalikMalikPred 21 uro
  • .... JACK... WHY DID YOU STOP TWD IN VR??? loved that series....

    Destiny MasseyDestiny MasseyPred dnevom
  • man, im crying beacuse of how reckless this was great job

  • 5:19

    LexerLexerPred dnevom
  • x button = solve all life problems

    simplyxxkeigosimplyxxkeigoPred dnevom
  • From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video

    Nathan BreseeNathan BreseePred dnevom
  • How the fuck did you get away with that...

    Tati BelleTati BellePred dnevom
  • all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives

    alexalexPred 2 dnevi
  • Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*

    Andrew GarciaAndrew GarciaPred 2 dnevi
  • i- just love your content!!!!

    midas thegamermidas thegamerPred 2 dnevi
  • Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician

    Stella NeubertStella NeubertPred 2 dnevi
  • well there's a pun in the title

    Debapriya AcharyaDebapriya AcharyaPred 2 dnevi
  • Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow

    RushiRushiPred 2 dnevi
  • It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.

    oOOooHHhh GOOONNoOOooHHhh GOOONNPred 2 dnevi
  • No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.

    Tyler RoseTyler RosePred 3 dnevi
  • amogus

    Fr0sty GamezFr0sty GamezPred 3 dnevi
  • Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human

    Hayden the gamerHayden the gamerPred 3 dnevi
  • me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5

    gamer dogggamer doggPred 3 dnevi
  • I'm glad he did not quit

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  • I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣

    Micheal CoulsonMicheal CoulsonPred 3 dnevi
  • Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"

    Dark Worrior125Dark Worrior125Pred 3 dnevi
  • If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47

    Syrus 88Syrus 88Pred 3 dnevi
  • 0:35 And Jack is a furry now

    Jay BryJay BryPred 3 dnevi
  • Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮

    Mason SearsMason SearsPred 4 dnevi
  • hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright

    ssodacannssodacannPred 4 dnevi
  • Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper

    badboy1789badboy1789Pred 4 dnevi
  • where's my high five

    Mark MarsiMark MarsiPred 4 dnevi
  • Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.

    Begboio JuuuvvBegboio JuuuvvPred 4 dnevi
    • thats a bad title

      Croissants are greatCroissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
  • HAHA POOR 3:52

  • NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit

    xXx TaylorxXx TaylorPred 6 dnevi
  • 12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.

    BoxYeeterBoxYeeterPred 6 dnevi
  • Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered

    CelticEmperor239CelticEmperor239Pred 6 dnevi
  • "The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."

    Bubbleduck_109Bubbleduck_109Pred 7 dnevi
  • I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

    Zoe Ysha P. CaseresZoe Ysha P. CaseresPred 8 dnevi
  • They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game

    Panda BeatsPanda BeatsPred 8 dnevi
  • You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe

    Wickd GhostWickd GhostPred 9 dnevi
  • Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!

    Snas DanceSnas DancePred 9 dnevi
  • If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me

  • He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣

    Major BaconMajor BaconPred 10 dnevi
  • "Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮

    BayonettaBayonettaPred 10 dnevi
    • @Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.

      BayonettaBayonettaPred 3 dnevi
    • btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...

      Croissants are greatCroissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
    • @Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples

      Croissants are greatCroissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
    • @Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.

      BayonettaBayonettaPred 3 dnevi
    • @Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.

      Croissants are greatCroissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
  • hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen

    Xyrous.CagmatXyrous.CagmatPred 10 dnevi
  • Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW

    Amber CordovaAmber CordovaPred 10 dnevi
  • Jack you are my favorite SLworldsr

    Dylan WethingtonDylan WethingtonPred 10 dnevi
  • can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.

    Stitch LoverStitch LoverPred 11 dnevi
  • You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.

    Born Again ChristianBorn Again ChristianPred 12 dnevi
  • Supposed to be stealth game? Lol

    BluonBluonPred 12 dnevi
  • He doesn’t do his into as much anymore

    Nicholas BarthNicholas BarthPred 13 dnevi
  • Your the best hit man ever Jack

    Imiliano AguilarImiliano AguilarPred 14 dnevi
  • Irish SLworldsr love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this

    Orthip JuchenOrthip JuchenPred 14 dnevi
  • You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games

    Ace cool Trainer BrownAce cool Trainer BrownPred 14 dnevi
  • People who want more hitman videos

    Egehan_K61Egehan_K61Pred 14 dnevi
  • What is Hitman about

    Grove street Family memberGrove street Family memberPred 14 dnevi
  • Amber heard????

    Daryl DixonDaryl DixonPred 14 dnevi
    • @Daryl Dixon yes I know

      Croissants are greatCroissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
    • @Croissants are great she hit men 😳

      Daryl DixonDaryl DixonPred 3 dnevi
    • what?

      Croissants are greatCroissants are greatPred 3 dnevi
  • He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.

    mikel shortmikel shortPred 15 dnevi
  • I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!

    SetsegaSetsegaPred 15 dnevi
  • Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off

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  • Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years

    SSG freshmemeyboiSSG freshmemeyboiPred 15 dnevi
  • I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye

    IdkIdkPred 16 dnevi
  • hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

    DIL3NDIL3NPred 16 dnevi
  • Hit more men

    TaganTaganPred 16 dnevi
  • All hail the screwdriver!!!

    Danny FinnDanny FinnPred 16 dnevi
  • This game looks amazing

    HyPE LTHyPE LTPred 16 dnevi
  • Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣

    Starcar3283 !Starcar3283 !Pred 16 dnevi
  • Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over

    Sinister RealitySinister RealityPred 17 dnevi
  • "I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"

    A Rezerd the mageA Rezerd the magePred 17 dnevi
  • Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it

    Brooklyn PalmerBrooklyn PalmerPred 17 dnevi
  • Where's scp

    MegaDanMegaDanPred 17 dnevi
  • Balls to the walls in hitman

    Tortoise200Tortoise200Pred 17 dnevi

    The Dab KingThe Dab KingPred 17 dnevi
  • 3:52, I felt that so hard.

    Batman StudiosBatman StudiosPred 17 dnevi
  • best hitman ever

    Alexandra LittleAlexandra LittlePred 17 dnevi
  • Who else would love Sean to be their hitman

    Tuba’dTuba’dPred 17 dnevi
  • "HYAH!" *bonk* *end*

    Draven HarleDraven HarlePred 17 dnevi
  • Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo

    Cameron SpeedCameron SpeedPred 18 dnevi

    xdssz 2xdssz 2Pred 18 dnevi
    • @Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.

      xdssz 2xdssz 2Pred 17 dnevi
    • Watch slmccl video

      Jacob FauteuxJacob FauteuxPred 17 dnevi
  • Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho

    Javier LopezJavier LopezPred 18 dnevi

    Alyssa sanneAlyssa sannePred 18 dnevi
  • Rip dadsepticeye

    C10ut_CharlieC10ut_CharliePred 18 dnevi
  • ‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

    Jean PaulJean PaulPred 19 dnevi
  • let the bodies hit the floor, he said.

    Jean PaulJean PaulPred 19 dnevi
  • who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people

    Shady HelmyShady HelmyPred 19 dnevi
    • Everyone in the room

      james Murrayjames MurrayPred 19 dnevi
  • Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones

    Jordan RachaelJordan RachaelPred 19 dnevi
  • 6:43 hilarious,you must watch

    Moussa HassanMoussa HassanPred 19 dnevi
  • that thumbnail tho-

    fudgefudgePred 19 dnevi
  • 0:59 Me: DO A FLIP

    EvanEvanPred 19 dnevi
  • "I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men

    Miguel GonzalesMiguel GonzalesPred 19 dnevi
  • You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.

    Florian LiouvilleFlorian LiouvillePred 20 dnevi
  • My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌

    Purple Haired Insomniac 1Purple Haired Insomniac 1Pred 20 dnevi

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  • jack should play danganropa 😂

  • Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

    CurlyFries 10CurlyFries 10Pred 21 dnevom
  • This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety

    aftab hassanaftab hassanPred 21 dnevom
  • this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA

    Brock HammBrock HammPred 22 dnevi
  • 47 Or Sam Fisher

    Brock HammBrock HammPred 22 dnevi
  • I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂

    Gavin RockGavin RockPred 22 dnevi
  • I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.

    CurlyFries 10CurlyFries 10Pred 22 dnevi
  • Wut about hitwoman

    Toi TranToi TranPred 22 dnevi
    • Dont do that

      Toi TranToi TranPred 22 dnevi